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Dec 4, 2012
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Morris: So things with the girlfriend are heating up...

Morris: We went away for my Dad's funeral and it turned into a romantic week in the mountains.

Guy: Ever take a girl for waffles and have it turn into an FBI investigation?

Morris: I need to stop talking to people.

Guy: Evidently, to an undercover agent, "Pass the Blueberry syrup" is code for "There's a bomb in the fat lady at the counter's purse."
Dec 6, 2012
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