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Nov 19, 2012
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Vet: What seems to be the problem, Mister...?

Toby: I am Satan, possessor of souls! However, you may call me Toby. 

Vet: Okay, Toby.

Toby: The feline designate "X" is having involuntary regurgitation of partially digested household items.

Vet: What's her regular diet?

Toby: A concoction of spoiled chicken product and liquid mercury, blended with table scraps.

Vet: Wh... What?

Toby: The grocer was out of 'Meow Mix'.
Nov 21, 2012
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