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   DorianKTB said, 25 days ago

   Loved this! It’s about time somebody told it like it is about vampires in pop culture! :-)

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   fritzoid said, 25 days ago

   What bugs me is when people claim that traditional attributes of vampires aren’t “plausible.”

   ”MY vampires don’t turn into BATS! That wouldn’t be believable!”

   YOU’RE WRITING ABOUT FRIGGIN’ VAMPIRES! If your readers believe in them, they’re morons!

   But, in the “B.C”,“Wizard of Id”, and “Tiny Sepuku” strips anything from the 21st Century AD can show up in them.

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   grazer said, 25 days ago

   My vampires can beat up your vampires!

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   fritzoid said, 25 days ago

   None of these sensitive Teen Vampires In Love could hold a candle to Dracula or Nosferatu…

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   Trisha Evenstar said, 25 days ago

   THANK YOU schizoid!

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   fritzoid said, 25 days ago

   I also can’t stand Teen Aliens In Love, Teen Androids In Love, or anything of that ilk. If I want allegorical soap operas about misunderstood, persecuted subcultures, I’ll stick with X-Men, thankyouverymuch.

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   ejcapulet said, 24 days ago

   Even Nosferatu was mild compared with medeval vampires - those looked like bloated corpses, walked like they had rigormortis, and were very - uh - aromatic.

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   Ron said, 23 days ago

   There once was a vampire called Nosferatu,
   Who wanted to suck the blood right out of you!
   But try though he might,
   He just had no bite,
   For his teeth had cavities up the kazoo!