The Quigmans by Buddy Hickerson

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  1. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Hm, I thought alcohol was highly flammable… better cut him off now.

  2. jtpozenel

    jtpozenel said, 2 months ago

    Sorry but this is dumb.

  3. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    a match made in heaven

  4. forceonatr

    forceonatr said, 2 months ago

    You can’t reach much further.
    Matches “start” fires… hmmm.. start…… starting…. started… how about starting a bar fight? YEAH! I’ll do it!!

    It’s so bad it robs me of words. Too stupid… sorry.

    I don’t know what the bartender’s worried about. He can’t start a fight in that condition at any rate since you have to close cover before striking.

    (See? Vonnegut: No damned cat, no damned cradle.)

    EDIT to MaxStarman’s post below: Now that’s a funny joke. If Bucky’s gag is supposed to be tied to it, I would think he still fails for the same reason as almost no one would make the connection.

  5. MaxStarmanJones

    MaxStarmanJones said, 2 months ago

    Actually, the old joke is about a redneck who tries to go into a bar and the bouncer says he can’t get in without a tie. The redneck goes back to his pickup, gets the jumper cables, and ties them around his neck.

    Then he returns to the door. The bouncer looks at him for a minute and then says, “OK, I’ll let you in, but you better not start anything.”