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   forceonatr said, 5 months ago

   As “cursed by father time” as this woman appears to be (go back a few days in Quigstory) she is reading Glamour magazine which means she obviously still considers herself a sexual being. While laughable (especially with that under-bite) this still proves that there’s no chance she’d be seen with a big-booty’d, beer-gutted, potato-headed freak like this man who is apparently hula dancing with his arms and quite bragadocious about his brain. (A brain which we assume is currently stored behind the square plastic door on the back of the head with the other accessories such as the optional mustache)

   Let it heal… from what?!? Nevermind, I will need the same recuperation time for mine to heal if I go on trying to get the joke.

   The shading alone will tell us it’s from ‘04 based on the last few drawings. How many originals does that make so far this year… 10?

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   forceonatr said, 5 months ago

   Yes, it’s true… we’re dating your mom.
   You always seem to show up in the conversation when there are characters in that strip which look the way I imagine you to look.

   Why don’t you try your own hand at (not that) writing something biting, interesting, showy, relevant, salutory, funny, etc.

   You should remember that I am (as you have stated you are) a conservative, cigar-smoking, token Limbaugh-listener and proud of it. The similarity ends there, however as I would not presume you to be in a gay partnership with someone simply because you did not run around attacking them at random intervals with such frail playground conventions as “left nut” (which is what you have called FLS in about 40 posts now, for the reader who is not up to speed / hovering over the flag link.)

   You are radically outgunned in this forum if your intention is to insult. From my perspective I have watched you fire your slings and arrows at 90 degrees, to have them come down on your own head seconds later.

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   mditoro said, 5 months ago

   hey, mr. hickerson…..you got that from the Golden Girls!!!

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   forceonatr said, 5 months ago

   Indeed. We’ll take SomeMom53 along, naturally.

   Actually I think there’s a shortage of ascerbic jerks in the world (that’s a joke) and that we should start some kind of review website.
   No one would really need to visit since the answer to “What’s the Force/FLS take on that play / movie / song / book / site?” would always be “They alternately suggested the author’s suicide / poisoning / lobotomy / dimemberment” but like a fabulous slow-motion train wreck no one would be able to look away.

   Too bad you’re probably somewhere in New York. I’m sure the beer is great but the 5 hour plane ride would seem to exceed the very high limit I place on excess.

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   Tigger said, 5 months ago

   FLS,

   Stop reading this Strip!

   Calvin/Hobbs Rerun
   For Better or Worse Rerun
   Fox Trot Rerun
   Reynolds Unwrapped Rerun
   Liberty Meadows Rerun
   Peanuts Rerun
   There are many more Comc Stripes whicch are in Reruns.

   Get over it!

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   forceonatr said, 5 months ago

   Tigger - that has been answered. Will you post the EXACT SAME NONSENSE yet again a third time, having not read this response either?

   Those are retired comics re-running because they are worth re-reading. This is an ostensibly NEW strip each day but is in fact recycled since this author doesn’t mind stealing people’s money.

   Now please, I spent my valuable time trashing you in another post. At least have a troll’s courtesy to go back and read it.