The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside

The Other Coast

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  1. The Nihilist

    The Nihilist said, almost 2 years ago

    This reminds me of twisted little song —

    There’s something stuck up in the chimney
    And I don’t know what it is,
    But it’s been there all night long.
    Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
    But he never came and it don’t seem right.
    And there’s something in the chimney
    And it doesn’t make a sound,
    But I wish you Merry Christmas.

    There’s something stuck up in the chimney
    And I don’t know what it is,
    But it’s been there all week long.
    Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
    And we don’t know what we’re going to do.
    Cause there’s something in the chimney
    And it doesn’t move around,
    And it’s been a week since Christmas.

    There’s something stuck up in the chimney
    And I don’t know what it is,
    But it’s been there all month long.
    Well, it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace
    Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
    That there’s something in the chimney
    And it doesn’t talk at all,
    And it’s been there since last Christmas.

    There’s something stuck up in the chimney
    And I don’t know what it is,
    But it’s been there all year long.
    I’ll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
    But my brother says, “He’s already here.”
    And he’s stuck up in the chimney
    And he doesn’t say a word
    And he’ll be there every Christmas.
    And we’ll have him every Christmas.

    My apologies for a long post…

  2. M2MM

    M2MM said, almost 2 years ago

    The plight of modern man, getting himself trapped by his own “technology” :P

  3. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    Santa just spread that rumor so they would put stockings out. He never had to go down any chimney. Teleportation is how he does it just as he can be in a millions homes simultaneously. Time-slip and all that.

  4. Hunter7

    Hunter7 said, almost 2 years ago

    Santa’s sleigh is a TARDIS.

  5. Neo Blakkrstal

    Neo Blakkrstal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Hunter7

    Explains how he can fit so many presents into his bag. It also explains how he can do it all in one night. Santa is a Time Lord.

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