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   The Nihilist said, 6 months ago

   This reminds me of twisted little song —

   There’s something stuck up in the chimney
   And I don’t know what it is,
   But it’s been there all night long.
   Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
   But he never came and it don’t seem right.
   And there’s something in the chimney
   And it doesn’t make a sound,
   But I wish you Merry Christmas.

   There’s something stuck up in the chimney
   And I don’t know what it is,
   But it’s been there all week long.
   Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
   And we don’t know what we’re going to do.
   Cause there’s something in the chimney
   And it doesn’t move around,
   And it’s been a week since Christmas.

   There’s something stuck up in the chimney
   And I don’t know what it is,
   But it’s been there all month long.
   Well, it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace
   Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.
   That there’s something in the chimney
   And it doesn’t talk at all,
   And it’s been there since last Christmas.

   There’s something stuck up in the chimney
   And I don’t know what it is,
   But it’s been there all year long.
   I’ll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year
   But my brother says, “He’s already here.”
   And he’s stuck up in the chimney
   And he doesn’t say a word
   And he’ll be there every Christmas.
   And we’ll have him every Christmas.

   My apologies for a long post…
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   M2MM said, 6 months ago

   The plight of modern man, getting himself trapped by his own “technology” :P
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   Santa just spread that rumor so they would put stockings out. He never had to go down any chimney. Teleportation is how he does it just as he can be in a millions homes simultaneously. Time-slip and all that.
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   Hunter7 said, 6 months ago

   Santa’s sleigh is a TARDIS.
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   Neo Blakkrstal said, 6 months ago

   @Hunter7

   Explains how he can fit so many presents into his bag. It also explains how he can do it all in one night. Santa is a Time Lord.
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