New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 1 year ago

    Be a good sport, Victoria. The birds need a place to sit where they can hear Elizabeth’s recitation.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    Later that day, Queenie went shopping for industrial-strength shampoo.

  3. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Later that day Her Maj went shopping for a sharp axe … to stop the poetry.

  4. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    Would this be a bad time to tweet Her Maj?

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @ujean

    Ha !!!

  6. GSJ Olé

    GSJ Olé said, about 1 year ago

    And “Frazz” is on the same wavelength.

  7. ujean

    ujean said, about 1 year ago

    “Feed the birds Tuppence a pack. It’s full of arsenic so they won’t come back.”
    Mart Poppins by way of Jack The Ripper.

  8. ENG8INE

    ENG8INE said, about 1 year ago

    A dreaded sunny day
    So let’s go where we’re wanted
    And I meet you at the cemetery gates
    Keats and Yeats are on your side
    But you lose because Wilde is on mine

  9. SSRISNRI2

    SSRISNRI2 said, about 1 year ago

    Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
    Life is skittles and life is beer.
    I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
    I do, don’t you? ‘Course you do.
    But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me,
    And makes ev’ry Sunday a treat for me.

    All the world seems in tune
    On a spring afternoon,
    When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park.
    Ev’ry Sunday you’ll see
    My sweetheart and me,
    As we poison the pigeons in the park.

    When they see us coming, the birdies all try an’ hide,
    But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
    The sun’s shining bright,
    Ev’rything seems all right,
    When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park.

    Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

    We’ve gained notoriety,
    And caused much anxiety
    In the Audubon Society
    With our games.
    They call it impiety,
    And lack of propriety,
    And quite a variety
    Of unpleasant names.
    But it’s not against any religion
    To want to dispose of a pigeon.

    So if Sunday you’re free,
    Why don’t you come with me,
    And we’ll poison the pigeons in the park.
    And maybe we’ll do
    In a squirrel or two,
    While we’re poisoning pigeons in the park.

    We’ll murder them{ all }amid laughter and merriment.
    Except for the few we take home to experiment.
    My pulse will be quickenin’
    With each drop of strychnine
    We feed to a pigeon.
    It just takes a smidgen!
    To poison a pigeon in the park.

    Thanks to Tom Lehrer

  10. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 1 year ago

    when is the last time anyone really had a lazy sunday?

  11. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @ENG8INE

    So you’re walking on the Wilde side?

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