New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    ‘Mary smash!’

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    Mary, Mary … QUITE contrary !!

  3. CaptBullock

    CaptBullock said, about 1 year ago

    Isn’t that an original line from the TV series, not the comic? If so, the most relevant lawyers would apparently be Comcast’s.

  4. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 1 year ago

    So is Mary angry or not?

    The dialogue in panel 3 says she is, but then, why would she be getting angry in panel 4?

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.


    Said the teacher, “Little Tony, do you have a story to share?”


    “Yes, ma’am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Mary. Aunt Mary was a flight engineer in Desert Storm. Her plane got hit, and she had to bail out over enemy territory. All she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun, and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn’t break, and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. Finally, she killed the last ten with her bare hands.”


    “Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?”


    “Don’t mess with Aunt Mary when she’s been drinking!”

  6. itisme

    itisme GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    This strip has been blurry lately.

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, about 1 year ago

    what is mary going to do? bomb london and liz 1 with haggis.

  8. Christopher Shea

    Christopher Shea said, about 1 year ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Well, she’s Scottish, so it will probably involve headbutting.

  9. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 1 year ago

    Hulk, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four — it’s amazing how everybody benefits from radiation poisoning in Stan Lee’s world.

  10. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 1 year ago

    @Christopher Shea

    And caber tossing!

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 1 year ago

    A pity we’ll have to wait until Sunday to see if she turns green or not.

  12. pcolli

    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    @Christopher Shea

    Ah, yes – the Glasgow Kiss.

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