New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 3 years ago

    Here are two lobster links. I think the Budweiser commercial still wins.

    ”Annie Hall” lobster scene

    1 Minute 45 Seconds
    Budweiser lobster commercial

    45 Seconds

    And here, in two parts, is a Lobster Thermidor recipe.
    Part one is instructions on boiling lobsters, and part two is the Thermidor recipe, which calls for boiled lobster but leaves out how.

    From: “The Laura Secord Canadian Cook Book”
    Prepared by the Canadian Home economics association
    Published by McClelland and Stewart Limited Toronto/Montreal
    ISBN: O-7710-4080-6

    Boiled Lobster

    Fill a deep kettle with enough water to cover lobsters.
    For each quart of water add 1 tablespoon salt. (5 quarts imperial is 6 quarts U.S.)
    Bring water to a rapid boil.
    Grasp live lobster across middle of back and plunge head first into water.
    With a wooden spoon, push lobster under water.
    When water has returned to a boil, reduce heat and simmer 15 minutes for first pound, 5 minutes for each additional pound.
    Remove from water and cool.

    Set lobster on its back, and with a sharp knife or scissors, slit open on underside from head to tail.
    Remove dark intestinal vein that runs through body at the centre.
    Cut off membrane.
    Discard sac or “_lady_” behind the head.
    Serve hot or cold with lemon and drawn butter.

    From: CANADIAN CUISINE Native foods and some mouth-watering ways to prepare them.

    Published by authority of the Hon. Robert H. Winters, Minister of Trade and Commerce.

    Roger Duhamel F. R. S. C., Queen’s Printer, Ottawa, Canada 1967.
    (Reg. 44-21-P.)

    Rustico Lobster Thermidor

    2 boiled lobsters (about 1 1/2 lb. each)
    1/8 tsp. dry mustard
    2/3 cup sliced mushrooms
    3 tbsp. butter
    1 1/2 cups milk (whole)
    3 tbsp. flour
    1/4 cup grated cheese
    1/4 tsp. salt
    3 tbsp. sherry
    2 tbsp. finely grated cheese

    Cut lobsters in half lengthwise, remove meat from body and claws.
    Save body shells.
    Cut lobster meat into bite-size chunks.
    Saute mushrooms in 1 tbsp. butter.
    Put rest of butter in the top of a double boiler, stir in flour and seasonings, add milk slowly and cook until thickened.
    Stir in grated cheese until melted, add lobster, mushrooms and sherry.
    When piping hot, spoon into lobster shells, sprinkle with 2 tbsp. finely grated cheese and broil about 2 minutes, or until cheese is golden brown.

  2. Kali39

    Kali39 said, over 3 years ago

    Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top of Spam

  3. Pharmakeus Ubik

    Pharmakeus Ubik said, over 3 years ago


    I’ll take a dozen, please.

  4. captainofgondor

    captainofgondor said, over 3 years ago

    For afters, we have strawberry tart with rat.

  5. corzak

    corzak said, over 3 years ago

    flag the recipe troll.

  6. pschearer

    pschearer GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    You just had to read it, didn’t you.

  7. loves raising duncan

    loves raising duncan said, over 3 years ago

    No thank you! I’m Very allergic to lobster!

  8. Dypak

    Dypak GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Sounds like we’re about to have a visit from Nerval! To the ramparts!

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 3 years ago

    Here’s a great lobster recipe:
    1. Eat hamburger
    2. Wonder who decided that a giant sea insect-looking-thing would make good eating
    (I’ve had lobster, once, and it wasn’t bad, but still!)

  10. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 3 years ago

    So what’s the joke here? Is Queenie about to wage war on people who would actually watch Woody Allen movies?

  11. jadoo823

    jadoo823 said, over 3 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    …it’s a start…then she can move on to wage war on woody allen himself. (which would hopefully prevent any further woody allen movies from being made…)

  12. corzak

    corzak said, over 3 years ago


    No. Just scroll through. (and scroll, and scroll . . .)

  13. ujean

    ujean said, over 3 years ago

    For those who missed the link, the lobsters escape and attack. Her Maj can save some cash. This only needs boiling water instead of the traditional oil.

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