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   leftwingpatriot said, 4 months ago

   Now I’m scared.
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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   Duck and Cover !!!
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   What, is he going to launch an ICPM …Inter Continental Paint missile?
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   Kali39 said, 4 months ago

   This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, we are already on our way to the Caribbean…
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   Intophaloblue said, 4 months ago

   SPLAT!!!
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 4 months ago

   Here in the US, TV viewers are plagued by those “monthly” (actually, weekly) tests of that damned EBS!
   Fat lot of good it does; it didn’t prevent the 9/11 attack!
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   corzak said, 4 months ago

   Sound an Alarm!
   
   
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   The Wolf In Your Midst said, 4 months ago

   I guess the UN inspectors missed that cache of ICBPs (Intercontinental Ballistic Paintballs).
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   @Linguist

   But will it cover in one coat, or does it need two??
   And why would you want to paint a duck in the first place??
   (Just kidding! I remember those drills from elementary school. I was going to school in Florida in the early 60s. Can you say ‘Cuban Missile Crisis’?)
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    SherlockWatson said, 4 months ago

    They’re gonna paint the town red tonight!
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    ujean said, 4 months ago

    For Saturday, Vicky unveils her New Model Death Star. I don’t remember which paint company used that “We Cover The World” logo, but it’s about to get real coverage.
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    K M said, 4 months ago

    @SUSAN NEWMAN

    That’s because no one launched ICBMs on 9/11; they used aircraft as missiles.
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    vwdualnomand said, 4 months ago

    so, an arms race in paintball. they send a missile, she fires a space based paint weapon. escalations.
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