New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t forget about Godiva’s constant wardrobe malfunctions and Rapunzel, incessantly complaining about split ends !

  2. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    ♪♫And Socrates himself was particularly missed…

  3. uniquename

    uniquename said, over 2 years ago

    Marquis de Sades’ … um better not go there.

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Oedipus’ therapy bills?

  5. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    I saw the Doctor Who episode “Vincent and the Doctor,” and I thought the great artist was very well portrayed in it.
    Ears to you, Vinnie!

  6. Intophaloblue

    Intophaloblue said, over 2 years ago

    Oh, what’s the Mag to do?? All of these whiners about! Maybe she can get Lucy Harding to serve up some chicken salad to all her unfortunate guests.

  7. Lacrymose

    Lacrymose said, over 2 years ago

    @Digital Frog

    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!

  8. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 2 years ago

    Oh dear, Cleopatra’s complaining that she’s been bitten.

  9. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, over 2 years ago

    …and don’t call me “surly”.

  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    @Digital Frog

    Thank you for the reminder.
    .
    Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
    .
    “The Philosophers Song” (There is some language used in this.)
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY

    .
    3 minutes 57 seconds

  11. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    @pcolli

    Oh dear, Cleopatra’s complaining that she’s been bitten.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    She’s always making an asp of herself about ’Tony.

  12. Coyoty

    Coyoty GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @pcolli

    Cleo’s always complaining about her big asp.

  13. emjaycee

    emjaycee GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Intophaloblue

    Sounds ominous. Tried googling for more info, but got nothing even close except some recipes and twitter/facebook info. Please explain?

  14. posthoc

    posthoc GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @emjaycee

    Lizzie Borden

  15. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 2 years ago

    This is long but it’s the end of the night…
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Yesterday in old Fall River
    Mr. Andrew Borden died
    And he got his daughter, Lizzie
    On a charge of homicide
    Some folks say she didn’t do it
    And others say of course she did
    But they all agree, Miss Lizzie B
    Was a problem kinda kid
    <<
    ‘Cause you can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    Not even if it’s planned
    As a surprise (a surprise)
    No, you can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    You know how neighbors love to criticize
    <<
    Well, she got him on the sofa
    Where he’d gone to take a snooze
    And I hope he went to Heaven
    ‘Cause he wasn’t wearing shoes
    Lizzie kinda rearranged him
    With a hatchet so they say
    Then she got her mother
    In that same old fashioned way
    <<
    But you can’t chop your
    Mama up in Massachusetts
    Not even if you’re tired of
    Her cuisine (her cuisine)
    No can’t chop your mama up in Massachusetts
    You know it’s almost sure to cause a scene

    <<
    Well, they really kept her
    Hopping on that busy afternoon
    With both down and upstairs chopping
    While she hummed a ragtime tune
    They really made her hustle
    And when all was said and done
    She’d removed her mother’s bustle
    When she wasn’t wearing one
    <<
    Now can’t chop your
    Mama up in Massachusetts
    And then blame all the damage
    On the mice (on the mice)
    No, you can’t chop your
    Mama up in Massachusetts
    That sort of thing just isn’t very nice
    <<
    Now it wasn’t done for pleasure
    And it wasn’t done for spite
    And it wasn’t done because
    The lady wasn’t very bright
    She’d always done the slightest thing
    That mom and papa bid
    They said, Lizzie, cut it out
    So that’s exactly what she did
    <<
    But you can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    And then get dressed
    And go out for a walk
    No, you can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    Massachusetts is a far cry
    From New York
    <<
    You can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    ………………………………………….

    Shut the door and lock and latch it
    Here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet
    …………………………………………
    You can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    ………………………………………………..
    Such a snob I’ve heard it said
    She met her pa and cut him dead
    …………………………………………………..
    You can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    …………………………………………………..
    Jump like a fish
    Jump like a porpoise
    All join hands and habeas corpus
    ……………………………………………
    You can’t chop your
    Papa up in Massachusetts
    Massachusetts is a far cry
    From New York

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