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   surfstuff55 said, 6 months ago

   Send in the flamethrowers for the christmas trees!
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   Linguist said, 6 months ago

   Do what my grandfather did. Went out in the backyard, fired off his shotgun, then announced that " There’ll be no Christmas this year ! Santa Claus is dead ! "
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   runar said, 6 months ago

   @Linguist

   No, Santa isn’t dead – your grandpa just Nicked him.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 6 months ago

   Why don’t we just change the name to Christ!whatamess?
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   It’s a lot of fuss and stress for just one day of gift-giving.
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   SUSAN NEWMAN said, 6 months ago

   How do other nations deal with this problem?
   Oh yeah, there’s no Christmas in Europe—too overrun with Muslims!
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   Kip W said, 6 months ago

   Somewhere in my papers I have an article from a NJ paper with the headline SANTA C CLAUS SUCCUMBS and a photo of a man who spent much of his life in the role of Santa Claus (he changed his name legally years before) looking just like the jolly old elf, costume and all. It appeared a day or two before Christmas one year. I always figured it must have saved some parents some money. “Sorry, kids, but just look at this…”
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   Doctor Toon said, 6 months ago

   I like to take the word Holidays back to its’ origins and say “Happy Holy Days”
   

   
   Good for a few strange looks if nothing else
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   leannmanderson said, 6 months ago

   @Kip W

   We had a similar headline here in Missouri when the guy who played Santa at Bass Pro died. He had also legally changed his name to Santa Claus. Fortunately, it was in January!
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    With out this made up “War on Christmas” what would Fox “News” have to talk about? Nothing much.
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Don’t worry, FAUX Noise would just make up something else, like they do all the time!
    Just give Billow a couple more drinks, and Rush some more Oxycontin, and they will soon be off in La-La land, creating more of their usual garbage!
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    PoodleGroomer said, 6 months ago

    The Monarchy is only retained with the support of the merchant class. Declaring war on Christmas is declaring war on the Merchants.
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    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 6 months ago

    “All of the other reindeer
    Hit the ground in smoke and flames
    While Santa’s sled and Rudolph
    Were lost underneath the Thames”
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    GES ✯ Who said, 6 months ago

    There is no war on Christmas. You are free to celebrate it as much as you want in your Church, Synagogue, or Mosque.
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    masterskrain said, 6 months ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    Well, close, if you pronounce Thames like it’s spelled…otherwise, it’s pronounced like Temms.
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