New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. Linguist

    Linguist said, almost 2 years ago

    Do what my grandfather did. Went out in the backyard, fired off his shotgun, then announced that " There’ll be no Christmas this year ! Santa Claus is dead ! "

  2. runar

    runar said, almost 2 years ago

    @Linguist

    No, Santa isn’t dead – your grandpa just Nicked him.

  3. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 2 years ago

    Why don’t we just change the name to Christ!whatamess?

  4. pcolli

    pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

    It’s a lot of fuss and stress for just one day of gift-giving.

  5. Kip W

    Kip W said, almost 2 years ago

    Somewhere in my papers I have an article from a NJ paper with the headline SANTA C CLAUS SUCCUMBS and a photo of a man who spent much of his life in the role of Santa Claus (he changed his name legally years before) looking just like the jolly old elf, costume and all. It appeared a day or two before Christmas one year. I always figured it must have saved some parents some money. “Sorry, kids, but just look at this…”

  6. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    I like to take the word Holidays back to its’ origins and say “Happy Holy Days”


    Good for a few strange looks if nothing else

  7. leannmanderson

    leannmanderson said, almost 2 years ago

    @Kip W

    We had a similar headline here in Missouri when the guy who played Santa at Bass Pro died. He had also legally changed his name to Santa Claus. Fortunately, it was in January!

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, almost 2 years ago

    With out this made up “War on Christmas” what would Fox “News” have to talk about? Nothing much.

  9. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Don’t worry, FAUX Noise would just make up something else, like they do all the time!
    Just give Billow a couple more drinks, and Rush some more Oxycontin, and they will soon be off in La-La land, creating more of their usual garbage!

  10. PoodleGroomer

    PoodleGroomer said, almost 2 years ago

    The Monarchy is only retained with the support of the merchant class. Declaring war on Christmas is declaring war on the Merchants.

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 2 years ago

    “All of the other reindeer
    Hit the ground in smoke and flames
    While Santa’s sled and Rudolph
    Were lost underneath the Thames”

  12. GES ✯ Who

    GES ✯ Who said, almost 2 years ago

    There is no war on Christmas. You are free to celebrate it as much as you want in your Church, Synagogue, or Mosque.

  13. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @The Wolf In Your Midst

    Well, close, if you pronounce Thames like it’s spelled…otherwise, it’s pronounced like Temms.

  14. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 2 years ago

    Hey Pab, how about having Queenie go on a FOX hunt? She and her friends could ride horses and hunt down Rush, Bill, Glenn, and all the other simple-minded animals.

  15. Meowlin

    Meowlin said, almost 2 years ago

    Christmas, Hanukkah, Saturnalia, Yule, Solstice, Festivus… people don’t all call it the same thing, but everybody celebrates something around late December.
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    Have a happy whateveryoucallit.

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