New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis

New Adventures of Queen Victoria

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  1. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    You should be thankful that the Puritans left! (Unfortunately, we have to put up with their legacy.)

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    At our house, we’re thankful for buffet restaurants that are open on Thanksgiving; let someone else do all the cooking and cleaning up.

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”
    .

    “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
    .

    “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.
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    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.” She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.
    .

    The old man hangs up his phone, too, and turns to his wife. “Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Thanksgiving. Now what do we tell them for Christmas?”

  4. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    You are now officially in my Pantheon of Heroes,Alex. You hold a place of honor along with SusanSunshine,Ashburn Stadium,Rogue Symmetry,Doughfoot,Level_Head,Jenner,Legaleagle and others. You got Jokes,and you just tickle me greatly! Glad you’re on board,my friend! {:D

  5. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    I love Thanksgiving because I love football.

  6. richardelguru

    richardelguru GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Why on earth would Viccy be celebrating Thanksgiving (or the day after i.e. You’rewelcomegiving). It’s not CofE you know!
    And what, in the name of all that’s edible, is the brownish rectangle with the white dots?

  7. Vince M

    Vince M said, over 1 year ago

    @richardelguru

    And what, in the name of all that’s edible, is the brownish rectangle with the white dots? I think it’s something Mary Worth brought over.

  8. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Vince M

    Sweet Potato casserole, with the marshmallows on top.
    It’s usually right next to the green bean/cream of Mushroom Soup dish with the fried Onion Strings on top!

  9. Linguist

    Linguist said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Brilliant ! Thanks for giving me a really good laugh, today.

  10. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 1 year ago

    Gross. We never had sweet potato casserole with marshmallows on top. We just baked the sweet potatoes.

  11. runar

    runar said, over 1 year ago

    @Ms. Ima

    As usual, Ima the Idiod completely misses the point. I don’t know how someone like that has even enough brain power to run an autonomic nervous system.

  12. Kitty

    Kitty said, over 1 year ago

    @Alexikakos

    Awesome! :-)

  13. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    instead a traditional turkey dinner, how about pizza? or a bucket of chicken? or chinese takeout?

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @vwdualnomand

    My Thanksgiving tradition is lasagna! Been doing it for about a decade now. Turkeys the world over thank me!
    (At least until they learn that I replaced ground beef with ground turkey in everything I make.)

  15. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 1 year ago

    @richardelguru

    So, Thanksgiving is a Catholic feast? I wasn’t aware of that. So if it falls on a Friday, you have fish? As Monarch, Queen Victoria was Head of the Church IN England. This is otherwise known as the Anglican Church as opposed to the Church OF England.

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