Here’s what’s really happened: the gays and lesbians got together with the feminists, abortionists, climate scientists, evolutionists, Planned Parenthood and the former members of ACORN. Led by a polyamorous bisexual Pagan priestess they did a ritual dance dedicated to Zeus, Thor and Satan* to call up the storm and show the Republicans, the wingnuts and the goddies just what could happen when they got irritated. It’s a warning not to get them seriously pissed off.
*The atheists backed out when the Pagans and their deities got involved. They are planning to send an unmanned probe into space to search for Russel’s Teapot.