The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy

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  1. frogapplause

    frogapplauseGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Enjoy the slammer, Lars. Don’t drop your soap in the jailhouse shower.

  2. ejcapulet

    ejcapuletGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Repeat after me: “CONTEMPT”.

  3. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Yes your honor, that is my client

  4. Mac

    Mac said, 2 months ago

    JUDGE: “Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”

    LARS: “No, Your Honor, I’m trying to conceal it.”

  5. mfrancis24

    mfrancis24 said, 2 months ago

    A lawyer who has himself for a client is a fool.

  6. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    When the judge starts gavelling, Lars had better start grovelling or he may end up on a work gang gravelling a road some where…

  7. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    yeh, come down off that bench and we’ll settle this like men!

  8. Doriation

    Doriation said, 2 months ago

    Nice DigFrog! :)

  9. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 2 months ago

    Judge: “This gown ain’t big enough for both of us.”

  10. Bob Wells

    Bob Wells said, 2 months ago

    Finally!!! A whole group of comments that were really funny! I can die happy now!

  11. benbrilling

    benbrillingGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Bob: Outrageous! I’m working on a comment to steer this into healthcare and illegal immigration somehow! Just give me a few more minutes…

  12. Herkimer Harknfarph

    Herkimer Harknfarph said, 2 months ago

    I once had jury duty that took four days to select a jury. Each day they took roll and on the third day the judge called a name and he answered “Here.” The judge asked him why he hadn’t been there before and he said “I couldn’t make it.” The judge then asked him if he would be there the following day and the guy said “I don’t know - we’ll see.” The judge then said “You will be here tomorrow - lock him up.” Two deputies took him by the arm and led him away. The next day we filed in from the rear and he came in with 2 deputies from the side door. When they called roll he answered “Here” and the judge looked at him, smiled, and said “Glad to see you could make it.” Needless to say that ended the rest of the comedians in the jury venire.