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   Proginoskes said, 2 months ago

   1964 called; they want their joke back.
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   Grim Reaper said, 2 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   More life Odd Bod!
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   finale said, 2 months ago

   His hands will be so chapped he’ll never light up a f*g or hold a martini glass again…..diabolical!
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   Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

   @finale

   Nope he’ll meet Madge and she’ll advise him to use Palmolive dish detergent.“It’s soft on hands while your soaking in it”
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   Greg Y said, 2 months ago

   Oh man… this would have been perfect with the right villain – shoulda been Goldfinger, not Blofeldt! Ah well – great stuff anyway!
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   corpcasselbury said, 2 months ago

   @Notsoastute

   I remember those old Palmolive commercials, which gives you some idea of how old I am…
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   nighthawks said, 2 months ago

   @corpcasselbury

   how ‘bout:
   “Brylcream, a little dab ’il do ya
   Brylcream, you look so debonair
   Brylcream, the gals ’il all pursue yaaaaa
   they’ll love to get their fingers in your hair…"
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   Calamity Jane said, 2 months ago

   @corpcasselbury

   Yes, ancient, like me. :)
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   nighthawks said, 2 months ago

   or
   “Brusha brusha brusha
   new Ipana toothpaste
   brusha brusha brush
   It’s dandy for your teeeeeth”*
   .
   *sung, of course, by Bucky Beaver
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    Notsoastute said, 2 months ago

    @corpcasselbury

    I brought it up so I’m in the same shape as you.
    Old as dirty, and twice as nasty.
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    terek said, 2 months ago

    Which version of 007 is this supposed to be? Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, or daniel Craig?
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    phritzg said, 2 months ago

    And “You’ll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent”.
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    CDK said, 2 months ago

    When I was young Burma Shave signs helped me to learn to read.
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    franbarces said, 2 months ago

    fun comments guys ipana pepsodent
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    K M said, 2 months ago

    @phritzg

    Or, as various parody versions put it, wet cement or excrement.
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