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   Proginoskes said, 3 months ago

   Let me guess … she’s a CONTROL freak?

   Hey guy, you can still press the ESC key!

   You have ALTernatives!

   Don’t ENTER into something you’re not ready for!

   You can still live at HOME!

   Don’t let this be the END!
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   That takes marriage by proxy to a new level…
3. 

   PICTO said, 3 months ago

   Would she be the Apple of his I ?
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   timtribbett said, 3 months ago

   For a quicky divorce just hit Delete
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   Citizen GROG! said, 3 months ago

   To love honor and control.
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   MrJimCos said, 3 months ago

   @Proginoskes

   But still, your comment serves no FUNCTION.
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   LingeeWhiz said, 3 months ago

   Marriage by Skype. But does it have cords attached?
8. 

   finale said, 3 months ago

   Firewall
9. 

   Wolf Emperor said, 3 months ago

   The joke’s on her. The CTRL button doesn’t do anything by itself.
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    Digital Frog said, 3 months ago

    I wouldn’t trust him Margaret, he probably has a girl on every port.
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    Perkycat said, 3 months ago

    @Proginoskes

    Most excellent!
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    Popeyes4arm said, 3 months ago

    then alt+delete.
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    Beerhunter said, 3 months ago

    Did he ask for a pre-nup?
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    nusbickel said, 3 months ago

    This is by far Glenn’s finest cartoon! Thanks, buddy!
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    RUBBER DUCKY said, 3 months ago

    y’all comments are tooo funny..LOL
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