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   win said, 4 months ago

   Tell it in the third person. Please, no illustrations.
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   Superfrog said, 4 months ago

   Maybe you should write your autobiography about someone else.
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   PICTO said, 4 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Maybe he should have had someone else write his autobiography.
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   finale said, 4 months ago

   I fell asleep writing mine,,,,,,sad, really. really sad.
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   Notsoastute said, 4 months ago

   I was born. I lived, and did things. I died.

   The End.
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   NoCents said, 4 months ago

   I guess the ultimate autobiography would have been written by Henry Ford.
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   Digital Frog said, 4 months ago

   @NoCents

   Nah, he probably wouldn’t write it himself, instead he’d have 30 people each write a little bit of it.
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   LingeeWhiz said, 4 months ago

   Only narcissists write them anyway.
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   Perkycat said, 4 months ago

   @finale

   That is so funny. When I can’t get to sleep at night, I write my autobiography in my mind. Puts me right to sleep.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 4 months ago

    re: lingeewhiz

    sometimes it’s true. Most of what we “know” about Mohandes Gandhi comes from a self-serving autobiography and sources available at the time don’t exactly agree. Nor do most of Asia think of him in the terms the west does.
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    Others like U.S. Grant, started writing his autobiography at the promptings of Mark Twain. It wasn’t long after he started that he came down with throat cancer. He finished a handful of days before he died and the publication of the book restored his family’s fortune.
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