No….you make gravy with his giblets…problem solved!
Plot twist: Jebediah is the turkey.
But … it’s just so darn good!
No orifaces mentioned today? Kinda disappointed.
No! No giblets, please!!! My mom used to give them to the dogs before my uncle arrived on Thanksgiving! Otherwise he would ATTEMPT to make some nasty looking creation he called"gravy" UGH!!!!