The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for February 12, 2016
Transcript:
Dusty: Would ya look at that tower! General: Does everything, doesn't it? Dusty: Boy, we could really spruce up the south field with that! General: Maybe put in that miniature golf course we always talk about. Dusty: Ah wonder how much it costs. General: Says you can call for a brochure and price list. Oh. Dusty: You could buy Wyoming and convert it to a profitable theme park for that! 7 to 10 days later...
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.