The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 12, 2015
Transcript:
Dusty: Ludmilla, ah have a meal request... Nurse Ludmilla: Okay, Mr. Dusty... Dusty: Ah'd like a Texas-sized Porterhouse steak, hand-cut potato fries and homemade gravy! Nurse Ludmilla: Maybe also Mr. Dusty would like his meal served by skinny American girl while sipping bubbly wine in hot tub? Dusty: Ah'm assumin' that's a "nyet," then...
Make mine a chicken fry with mashed potatoes and gravy over everything, a side of fried okra, hot homemade yeast rolls and a big glass of iced tea.
Hey, we all gotta die sometime.