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Nov 22, 2013
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Dusty: How do you figure mah car ain't fuel efficient, Perfessor? Professor: Well... you run your engine to listen to music, but your car doesn't move! Dusty: Well, Perfessor... you're measurin' it as miles-per-gallon... Professor: I don't understand, Dusty! How else can you measure it?!? Dusty: Try measurin' heartaches-per-gallon! Mah life is ruined... Lost mah money in a poker game... Mah woman's left me and my horse's gone lame...
Nov 24, 2013
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