The Doozies by Tom Gammill

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  1. jukeofurl

    jukeofurlGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    why buy the milk when you have a cow free

  2. canadaeh

    canadaeh said, 2 months ago

    Where is the sugar cane?

  3. 3hourtour

    3hourtour said, 2 months ago

    ..who brings a cow into a coffee shop?…

  4. cabrobst

    cabrobst said, 2 months ago

    Because the barista wouldn’t let him squeeze HER udders!

  5. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

    If women can’t feed their children in public, that shouldn’t be allowed either.

  6. M Smokey

    M Smokey said, 2 months ago

    She doesn’t know the cow’s name is “cream”.

  7. Sandor_at_the_Zoo

    Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 2 months ago

    I hope she doesn’t have a cow.

  8. tgaml

    tgamlGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    KPC – no cursing! And I’m not in Vegas, I’m in California.

  9. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    Look at that fat ugly cow!

    Not you, ma’am.

  10. kpcurran2525

    kpcurran2525Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Okay-
    I admit that for financial reasons, I placed Tom and Max in Vegas. Legally I must admit that didn’t see Max and Tom at that location- it was at an outreach Lutheran church program slightly north of Atwater Village
    Also, Max swore a lot more, and Tom put the collection plate on his head, which caused the whole congregation to laugh, because it looked like a Chinese hat.

    KPC

  11. MisngNOLA

    MisngNOLAGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    To quote Al Bundy “Why buy the milk when you’ve got a cow at home?”