Trying to keep the worms off of her for a little while longer.
I want the lid of my coffin lined with comics so I can have something to read
ONE phrase — “quality of life.” You may be alive, sister, but you sure ain’t livin’.
Coffins, embalming, showing, grave or crypt, what a waste. Go with being cremated, have a memorial service at your church, spread your ashes at your favorite place, and donate the money to your church or spread it around to your favorite charities.
Ah, an ex-smoker?