The Buckets by Greg Cravens for April 27, 2016
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Don't you hate having to slice your pizza with tricky, dangerous knives? Gah! My hand! And you've ruined the pizza! Oh, man, I hate these kind of commercials. Get the new pizza buddy and never lose a hand again! Thanks, pizza buddy! We should protest and make a law against commercials like that! Or... Just don't buy a pizza buddy.
Curse you, Larry – you’ve raised a Republican!!