The Buckets by Greg Cravens for February 25, 2015

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Scary movies are really different than they used to be. We used to have vampires who were cursed, depopulation by nuclear war, zombies by magic or nerds, and talking apes by... I dunno... Twilight zone. Now vampires get vampirism from virus. Depopulation is caused by virus. Zombies from virus. Talking apes from virus. I worry somebody's trying to tell us something, or Hollywood's full of hypochondriacs.