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The Buckets

By Greg Cravens
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Dec 26, 2013
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I wanted a real lightsaber for Christmas. But my folks said that real lightsabers are impossible. They told me about light and lasers and physics and batteries and all. Aw. Now I'm depressed. It's ok. My grandma explained why cell phones are impossible. She said I should just invent real lightsabers when I grow up. I can have one when they're ready, right?
Dec 28, 2013
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