The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 13, 2018

Wow…. I met her when she started going out with that heel she married…

what was his name…. Graham Baird…

I thought he was kinda half baked…

He did nothing but loaf, but his folks were rich.

So he had some dough…..

and I guess she was attracted to it, but really, I know she was raised better than that.

Anyway, one night, he stole some flours to bring her

He didn’t need to; he had plenty of bread…

and when she realised they were hot, she split.

Now, it seems, she’s trying to do breader….

She’s sweeter than you’d think…

and she was already a thin slice to begin with.

Maybe she could attract someone upper crust,

if she doesn’t do herself in with this crumby diet.

Someone’s been eating her crusts.

She’s dilutin’ the gluten.

“Man does not live by bread alone”, but on every word ……………

It’s her New Yeast Resolution!

Keep up with corporate buy-outs. She is a Bimbo now.

Looks like she’s been working on her core.

She’s worked hard to get that hourglass figure… to look like a figure ate.

Susan Sunshine, very clever “to do breader”.