Embarrassed, he bolted from his chair.
this is a heartless comic today
Always knew that he had a screw loose.
Blew his brains out.
They need to get to the heart of the matter!
Scarecrow shows his mettle.
Love the can of STP!
Lost a few screws there.
No wonder the bolts were never tightened—they have left-hand threads.
He coughed his nuts up.
WD-40, now available in a handy inhaler…
Now what could make a metal man, Nick Chopper, sneeze? And he isn’t made out of tin because tin doesn’t rust.
The lion is such a winer.
Of all the times to get hay fever.