The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    I tried to complain to the chef, but I couldn’t understand a word he said… sounded like Swedish or something.
    (That’s who the cook should be)

  2. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 2 years ago

    You should have ordered the frog’s legs.

  3. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    The women is TRASH talking to the Grouch so this is not a complaint.

  4. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Whatever you do, don’t order the Gonzo beans.

  5. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 2 years ago

    Try the Waldorf salad.

  6. oceola

    oceola said, over 2 years ago

    Gasp! Ms. Piggy?

  7. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    And whatever you order to drink, be sure to ask for a clean beaker.

  8. Zin Rosenblum

    Zin Rosenblum said, over 2 years ago

    @PICTO

    Very funny!

  9. Pig

    Pig said, over 2 years ago

    …heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh ,heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…
    ELMO

  10. Tom Flapwell

    Tom Flapwell said, over 2 years ago

    So, um, with whom did Big Bird get lucky?

  11. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    Watch out when Crazy harry is your waiter….no complaints.

  12. 2catsintheyard

    2catsintheyard said, over 2 years ago

    Not only is there eye shadow in the bacon, but the applicator too!

  13. DOSQueen

    DOSQueen GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    There goes one more bit of childhood innocence – Big Bird must be transgender.

    And if she had found mascara and lipstick – would that be Tammy Faye Bacon?

  14. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @DOSQueen

    Why do you figure BB is transgender? I don’t know that his/her/its sex was ever specified; but then, that’s 40 years of Sesame Street shows I’d have to scan to see if a personal pronoun was ever used to refer to BB.

  15. K M

    K M GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    This reminds me of a “Muppet Show” gag where the Swedish Chef is cooking in the theater canteen when Scooter appears at the railing above and cries, “Swedish Chef! On stage for the percolator sketch!” at which point SC mutters something excited and even more incomprehensible than usual, slaps something down in the window, and runs off.

    A waitress shovels a hand underneath that which the SC slapped down in the window and shuffles off to a table, where the bassist from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is sitting reading Variety. She slaps the something (a fried egg, apparently) down on the table in front of him, sans plate, just as she picked it up from the window. He looks up and asks, " ’Z that it?" She replies, " ’Fraid so, dearie," and shuffles off.

    Looking after her, he holds out a hand in her direction and asks plaintively, “Can I have a handful of coffee with that?”

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