The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Well, of course he is!

  2. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    A frog hopped into a bank, and hopped over to the receptionist at the front desk. He said to her, “Hi, I would like a loan of $100,000.00.”

    The receptionist was a bit startled at a frog asking for a loan but told him to go to the office of Ms. Patricia Whack, the bank’s loan officer.

    The frog asked for and received directions to Patricia’s office, hopped in, plopped himself onto her desk, and repeated his request. “I want a loan of $100,000.00.”

    Patricia, (she was a bit startled too) asked him what collateral he was offering. The frog passed her a religious icon.

    Patricia, having no expertise in religious icons, was uncertain of its value. She excused herself and went over to her boss’ office because he had an interest in icons and might be able to tell her whether the frog’s would secure a $100,000.00 loan.

    “A frog just hopped into my office, and asked for a loan of $100.000.00. He’s offering this as collateral,” she said as she handed her boss the icon.

    .Her boss inspected it, and said, “This is a very valuable knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan!”

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 9 months ago

    Oh sure… the office frog gets the old 70’s phone…

  4. Number Six

    Number Six said, 9 months ago

    Link.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 9 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    I’d heard that joke before, but a less PC version involving a Pakistani who wanted a loan…

  6. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I do love the tadpole photo. That is the best part about this toon

  7. Rogue Symmetry

    Rogue Symmetry GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Number Six

    Ha ha, thanks for that link. It’s funny how cartoonists can do this sometimes. Max, of Sunny Street, and I used to do this to each other quite often. Actually, Cartertoons too!

  8. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, 9 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    You forgot to mention that the frog’s name was Kermit Jagger and his father was Mick Jagger!
    So Patty is told,
    “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack – give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

  9. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )
  10. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    @TheWildSow

    That is a much better punch line!! I’ll have to work that in. Thanks.

  11. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, 9 months ago

    This is a ribbiting drama….

  12. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Hambone.

  13. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    well ya know he’s a tad polish

  14. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Groan!! Stick to recipes. How about one for Frog Legs?
    Number Six – I liked that Rogue Symmetry.

  15. wbbh

    wbbh GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Cube life hell, glad I am retired.

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