The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    1/3 the calories = 1/3 the taste.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    If lite/diet versions were as good as regular, they wouldn’t make the regular.

  3. Odd Dog

    Odd Dog GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    A moment on the lips, a month on the hips. But oh it tastes so good.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    I usually buy fat free cheese slices … and put them on my burgers.
    I’m sure there’s a contradiction in there somewhere…

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 1 year ago

    Since it’s still only the first day, God is wondering: What the heck is a ranch?

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    This all happened back in His salad days.

  7. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, about 1 year ago

    Hail Caesar!

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    He then went on to create MSG, “natural flavors”, artificial flavors,(one of my favorites) high fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated oils, potassium sorbate and calcium disodium EDTA.

  9. Francis Lapeyre

    Francis Lapeyre GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    “Introducing ‘Lite’: the new way to spell “light” but with 20 per cent fewer letters."
    - Jerry Seinfeld

  10. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I don’t buy Ranch. Lite or dark.

  11. emptc12

    emptc12 said, about 1 year ago

    How many Calories in a Universe? Maybe quasars are the Supreme Being cutting back the excess, like crusts around the edges.

  12. merrie7137

    merrie7137 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    That’s exactly how I feel about all that diet crap!

  13. Peter Crockett

    Peter Crockett GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I refuse to buy, or consume anything with the word lite, or diet on the label as that is assuredly a sign of the addition of bastardized foods, that if consumed over long periods of time will bring poor health & obessity. Consuming those products is like going out & looking for cancer

  14. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    you are what you eat

  15. Number Six

    Number Six said, about 1 year ago

    I’m relieved to see he’s not eating it undressed.

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