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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Ungrateful Jerry…
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   win said, 4 months ago

   Jerry’s a friend of the devil.
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   Alexikakos said, 4 months ago

   Hey, God, lighten up. The acid indigestion Jerry died of is still paining him. (And you’re still making him tour with the dead too.)
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Ungrateful dead.
   I’ve known people who would find something to whine about in heaven.
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   Bilan said, 4 months ago

   @win

   Jerry thought he’d go to hell in a bucket
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   Bilan said, 4 months ago

   This guy joins a monastery that is old-style. They are required to take a vow of silence. They are only allowed to say one thing every ten years.
   
   After the first ten years, he’s called to the Abbot’s office and given a chance to say something. He just shrugs and says nothing. “Surely there’s something you’d like to say”, says the Abbot. They guy thinks for a while and then says “Well, my bed is a little hard”. The Abbot replies “Okay, we’ll get you a new bed.”
   
   Another ten years pass and the guy is called into the office again. But once again, he declines to say anything. After the Abbot prods him again to think of something, the guy comments “Umm, the soup is a little cold.” The Abbot replies "Okay, I’ll have the cook serve it a little hotter.
   
   After another ten years, the guy is called to the office. But instead of being quiet, he immediately says “I quit.” The Abbot looks at him and says “It’s just as well. All you’ve ever done here is complain.”
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   win said, 4 months ago

   @Bilan

   You know he enjoyed the ride.
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   Linux0s said, 4 months ago

   “Furthermore, sometimes the lights all shining on me. Other times I can barely see.”
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   Dogsniff said, 4 months ago

   I think Jerry must have eaten the brown acid at Woodstock.
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    Hugh B. Hayve said, 4 months ago

    ….And I always thought that Jerry was a friend of the devil.
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    jreckard said, 4 months ago

    He was hoping to getaway to Alabama.
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    finale said, 4 months ago

    Too much wind up in heaven….the doob keeps dyin’.
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    NoCents said, 4 months ago

    @Bilan

    One of my all time favorite jokes!
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    Perkycat said, 4 months ago

    Funny!
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    bbear said, 4 months ago

    To quote BC, “God’s got a #$@%”
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