The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Ungrateful Jerry…

  2. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    Jerry’s a friend of the devil.

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Hey, God, lighten up. The acid indigestion Jerry died of is still paining him. (And you’re still making him tour with the dead too.)

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Ungrateful dead.
    I’ve known people who would find something to whine about in heaven.

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    @win

    Jerry thought he’d go to hell in a bucket

  6. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    This guy joins a monastery that is old-style. They are required to take a vow of silence. They are only allowed to say one thing every ten years.

    After the first ten years, he’s called to the Abbot’s office and given a chance to say something. He just shrugs and says nothing. “Surely there’s something you’d like to say”, says the Abbot. They guy thinks for a while and then says “Well, my bed is a little hard”. The Abbot replies “Okay, we’ll get you a new bed.”

    Another ten years pass and the guy is called into the office again. But once again, he declines to say anything. After the Abbot prods him again to think of something, the guy comments “Umm, the soup is a little cold.” The Abbot replies "Okay, I’ll have the cook serve it a little hotter.

    After another ten years, the guy is called to the office. But instead of being quiet, he immediately says “I quit.” The Abbot looks at him and says “It’s just as well. All you’ve ever done here is complain.”

  7. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    @Bilan

    You know he enjoyed the ride.

  8. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 2 years ago

    “Furthermore, sometimes the lights all shining on me. Other times I can barely see.”

  9. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, over 2 years ago

    ….And I always thought that Jerry was a friend of the devil.

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 2 years ago

    He was hoping to getaway to Alabama.

  11. finale

    finale said, over 2 years ago

    Too much wind up in heaven….the doob keeps dyin’.

  12. NoCents

    NoCents GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Bilan

    One of my all time favorite jokes!

  13. Perkycat

    Perkycat GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Funny!

  14. bbear

    bbear GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    To quote BC, “God’s got a #$@%”

  15. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 2 years ago

    What a long, strange trip it’s been.

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