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1. 

   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Buyer beware!
2. 

   Dogsniff said, 4 months ago

   What time is it at the convenience store?
   7:11…on the DOT!
3. 

   Superfrog said, 4 months ago

   “Lets eat Grandpa.” or “Lets eat, Grandpa.”
   Good punctuation can save a life as easy as sell a roof.
4. 

   Linux0s said, 4 months ago

   “Sure I’ll pay your full price… right on the nose.”
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   jnik23260 said, 4 months ago

   What’s that on the road? A head?
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   ’Who is Number One?
   ’You are … Number Six.
   Pause in the prologue of the last episode of The Prisoner… makes an interesting suggestion.
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   Bargrove said, 4 months ago

   jnik ,,,No, a bean, bag.
8. 

   Radish said, 4 months ago

   Eats, shoots and leaves.
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   Pacopuddy said, 4 months ago

   All these comments are great. Wish I could think of one.
   Oh – wait!
   ’I’m driving to the bridge – can I drop you off?’ and ’I’m driving you way – can I run you over?’
   Not sure – do these count?
10. 

    pcolli said, 4 months ago

    Shingles, they’re not…….nice.
11. 

    finale said, 4 months ago

    Roofers do their best work high.
12. 

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    There was an e-mail shingles ad that went viral.
13. 

    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    I’d kiss her but ….. she won’t let me.
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    jreckard said, 4 months ago

    Ace better watch out. Homeowners might find another use for their scaffolding.
15. 

    LingeeWhiz said, 4 months ago

    Shingles are very painful!
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