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   MaCookie7 said, 5 months ago

   Good one!
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   finale said, 5 months ago

   Put him on auxilliary power and do a transplant…..sheesh.
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   wsmorris said, 5 months ago

   Schedule him for an appen-D-ectomy
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   What-D-Hey said, 5 months ago

   Thank you Dr. Bradly, but I would like a second opinion from Dr. Milton.
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   Veteran said, 5 months ago

   BUZZZZZZZZZZ!
   (Flat line)
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   Digital Frog said, 5 months ago

   How about that severe case of rosacea?
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   comicsreaderind said, 5 months ago

   I think Sears have diehards on sale now
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   WifesWrath said, 5 months ago

   For “Low battery count”, Cavity Sam should wear loose fitting boxers. 8===D
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   I wonder if he has medical insurance?
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    jmcx4 said, 5 months ago

    Why is there no “B” size battery?
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    Richard S. Russell said, 5 months ago

    @jmcx4

    You can get all the B batteries you want, cheap too, by ordering from late-night informercials on Channel 1.
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    Stephen Gilberg said, 5 months ago

    “Now the very bad news: You have no reproductive organs whatsoever.”
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    DA BEER WUZ Damn good said, 5 months ago

    Now is here is the very,very bad news,your obama care will not cover the CHARGE of your low battery !
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    dbethke_1959 said, 5 months ago

    I read that a 4.5 V lantern battery is actually 3 B’s wired together.
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    chromosome said, 5 months ago

    @jmcx4

    Bees don’t need batteries.
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