The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 5 months ago

    Oh, a million years or so…

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, 5 months ago

    But at least a little varnish will help you.

  3. Radish

    Radish said, 5 months ago

    He’s already a little stiff.

  4. mjm313

    mjm313 said, 5 months ago

    What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.

  5. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    “And I feel like pulp.”

  6. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

    Stone substitute for the wood. Petrification.

  7. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

    Everybody must get stoned!

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    The critics said I gave a wooden performance, but had a great finish!

  9. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell said, 5 months ago

    Personally, I’m more afraid of NOT growing old.

  10. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    Termites bug him, too.

  11. PICTO

    PICTO said, 5 months ago

    It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.

  12. J. Short

    J. Short said, 5 months ago

    What a wal-nut case.

  13. jreckard

    jreckard said, 5 months ago

    These are pithy comments.

  14. bloodbolt

    bloodbolt said, 5 months ago

    when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.

  15. finale

    finale said, 5 months ago

    That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.

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