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1. 

   margueritem said, 5 months ago

   Oh, a million years or so…
2. 

   Bilan said, 5 months ago

   But at least a little varnish will help you.
3. 

   Radish said, 5 months ago

   He’s already a little stiff.
4. 

   mjm313 said, 5 months ago

   What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.
5. 

   Linux0s said, 5 months ago

   “And I feel like pulp.”
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   Stone substitute for the wood. Petrification.
7. 

   Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

   Everybody must get stoned!
8. 

   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   The critics said I gave a wooden performance, but had a great finish!
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   Richard S. Russell said, 4 months ago

   Personally, I’m more afraid of NOT growing old.
10. 

    win said, 4 months ago

    Termites bug him, too.
11. 

    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.
12. 

    J. Short said, 4 months ago

    What a wal-nut case.
13. 

    jreckard said, 4 months ago

    These are pithy comments.
14. 

    bloodbolt said, 4 months ago

    when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.
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    finale said, 4 months ago

    That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.
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