The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Oh, a million years or so…

  2. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago

    But at least a little varnish will help you.

  3. mjm313

    mjm313 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    “And I feel like pulp.”

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    The critics said I gave a wooden performance, but had a great finish!

  6. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    Termites bug him, too.

  7. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 3 years ago

    It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.

  8. J. Short

    J. Short GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    What a wal-nut case.

  9. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 3 years ago

    These are pithy comments.

  10. bloodbolt

    bloodbolt said, over 3 years ago

    when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.

  11. finale

    finale said, over 3 years ago

    That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.

  12. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 3 years ago

    Prescribe creosote.

  13. laxxcoach

    laxxcoach said, over 3 years ago

    But Dr. you never listen to me.

  14. Richard

    Richard GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    He also has dry rot.

  15. WifesWrath

    WifesWrath said, over 3 years ago

    He’s just pine-ing for the good old days.

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