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   Dogsniff said, 5 months ago

   And don’t be calling me Junior, or I’ll make mints meat out of you.
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 5 months ago

   Things are never the same once you out grow being a junior.
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   SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

   Good one, Dog.

   
   Hey…. anybody seen a nice Sugar Daddy?
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   jreckard said, 5 months ago

   I wonder what Grownup Ruth thinks of the next generation.
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   djsabc said, 5 months ago

   I guess she would just Snicker at them.
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   bbadenov said, 5 months ago

   I wonder if the Frito Bandito is in this retire-mint home.
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   Ali Saleh said, 5 months ago

   mmmmm…people…
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   Ron Johnson said, 5 months ago

   I don’t get it! Maybe I’m not mint to!
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   LingeeWhiz said, 5 months ago

   @SusanSunshine

   To get a sugar daddy, you’ll have to go down. They are on the same level as the sugar babies.
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    packratjohn said, 5 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    SS, Not around here. Best I could find was 100 Grand.
    But you know, men are from Mars. (women are from Hershey)
    Have a MaryJane and relax.
    If you’re really a gold digger (which I doubt), you could try increasing the size of your Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Not that you’re not Good and Plenty already.
    Maybe a little Kiss to start with?
    I don’t think you’d be interested in a Goober like me, though.
    I had a job sorting M&Ms alphabetically, but couldn’t keep the W’s and M’s separated. I didn’t make it to my first Payday. I’m such a Butterfinger, and a big Zero.
    If you’re interested, i’ll be at the Mr. Goodbar on 5th Avenue. If you’re lucky, you can SKOR with me.
    I’ll have you saying “Oh, Henry” before you know it!
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    Number Three said, 5 months ago

    Excellent!

    xxx
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    finale said, 5 months ago

    They go out for a Bit O’Honey and the forget which box they came out of.
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    oldman2013 said, 5 months ago

    sees candy happy hour?
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    Tatenda said, 5 months ago

    @packratjohn

    Winner!!!
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    Boise Ed said, 5 months ago

    One of them is named Mo. It’s a senior Mo mint.
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