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   margueritem said, 6 months ago

   Kid has his priorities all screwed up.
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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   And he wants to be a jazz moot horn player.
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   Radish said, 6 months ago

   Just remember; its pillage, then burn.
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   Linux0s said, 6 months ago

   @Radish

   Is that why I always have extra crispy treasure?
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   Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

   Some of the Norse lived in Greenland and were Christians. Others on the Isle of Bruk train dragons.
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   Pacopuddy said, 6 months ago

   No ravishing? Or is that next semester?
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   Dogsniff said, 6 months ago

   Notice how the "C"s don’t make him sick?
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   jreckard said, 6 months ago

   Just wait a few years when he’ll learn about Multiplying.
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   cdward said, 6 months ago

   Why, back in my day, we used to pillage all day just for fun. We pillaged until the sun set and our moms had to call us in for dinner. None of this indoors fancy math stuff for us! What’s wrong with kids these days?
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    Doctor Toon said, 6 months ago

    “Norse” wasn’t one of the languages offered when I was going to school, could have come in handy
    

    
    My Grandparents would speak in Norwegian between themselves when they didn’t want the kids to know what they were talking about
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    finale said, 6 months ago

    @Radish

    …..and grab the women and stampede the cows.
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    dheine1971 said, 6 months ago

    The family isn’t Hagar the Horrible’s.
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    What-D-Hey said, 6 months ago

    I remember back in the fifty’s we were graded on “deportment”. I had no idea what that even was – but I’ll bet you a ton of money they no longer grade that.
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    Number Six said, 6 months ago

    The ‘Gaul’ of that guy!
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    runar said, 6 months ago

    @Doctor Toon

    I took five years of Old Norse when I was going to school. It wouldn’t have helped you. Modern Norwegian is considerably different from Old Norse. If your grandparents had been Icelandic, however, it would have been different. The writtten language hasn’t changed much in over a thousand years, and the spoken language very little. If Eirik the Red sailed through a time warp and showed up tomorrow in Reykjavik harbor, he could talk to the people and be understood (but he would have an odd accent). It would be as if any schoolchild could pick up a copy of Beowulf and read it without having to translate, or carry on a conversation with Ælfred the Great.
    
    Just once, I’d like to see a cartoonist draw a Viking with an authentic helmet, i.e., one that doesn’t have horns.
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