The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

The Argyle Sweater

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 7 months ago

    A very successful wiener roast!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 7 months ago

    Relish the moment.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 7 months ago

    Why are they giving that wiener a dinner, when some of the greatest wieners in the history of the world never got dinners…

    Scott Wiener, who…oh wait, he doesn’t deserve one.

  4. Radish

    Radish said, 7 months ago

    Does the mustard have a French accent?

  5. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 7 months ago

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the grill?
    Frank.
    His sister?
    Patty.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 7 months ago

    They just want to skewer him…
    just wait for the Polish jokes.

    He can take it… he’s old fashioned… he has a thick skin.

  7. bluskies

    bluskies said, 7 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    I remember Patty. She was pretty hot.

  8. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 7 months ago

  9. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 7 months ago

    @bluskies

    …and well done!

  10. jreckard

    jreckard said, 7 months ago

    Frankly, my wiener roasts sound different than this.

  11. D-squared

    D-squared said, 7 months ago

    @bluskies

    She had great buns.

  12. cdward

    cdward said, 7 months ago

    Frank can’t wait till the after-party – slip that ol’ wiener into some fresh bun.

  13. John Baranick

    John Baranick said, 7 months ago

    He’ll have to ketchup with some of his old pals after the show.

  14. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 7 months ago

    I heard they gave him a chili reception . . . ☻

  15. Veteran

    Veteran said, 7 months ago

    Hey now watch the “Pig” jokes.
    I resemble that remark.
    Tales of the Texas Highway Patrol
    Remember the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile.
    It got stopped by our Commercial Vehicle folks years back and inspected.
    At the time it weighed over 26,000 which made it a commercial vehicle at the time.
    Got ticketed for over registered limits.
    They had tagged it as a regular car.

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