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1. 

   Margueritem said, 29 days ago

   He may wait a long time for #5…

2. 

   Just plain Steve said, 29 days ago

   I’m not convinced he accomplished #2!!

3. 

   Ji2m said, 29 days ago

   Kudos on #3…

4. 

   timtribbett said, 29 days ago

   I don’t think he ever was a billionaire just a multimillionare.

5. 

   joefish625 said, 29 days ago

   6) have your mouth look like a sphincter

6. 

   eardroppings said, 29 days ago

   Timtribbett

   Net worth ▼$1.6 billion (2009)

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   FishStix said, 29 days ago

   7) Retire and go fishing - a lot.

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   bald 716 said, 29 days ago

   FishStix said, 27 minutes ago

   7) Retire and go fishing - a lot.

   he’d have someone else do the actual fishing

9. 

   crunkbot said, 29 days ago

   This is precisely as amusing as the real Trump.

   HINT: not in the least bit amusing

10. 

    catqueen said, 29 days ago

    crunkbot…I think the thing on Donald Trumps head must have bitten you in a delicate place.

11. 

    crunkbot said, 29 days ago

    ^^ Nope, but this particular comic sure bites.

12. 

    jtpozenel said, 29 days ago

    He’ll never have to think up an item #6 for his list, that’s for sure!

13. 

    fredbuhl said, 29 days ago

    I agree. Even HE can’t think of #6. I’ve seen better hair left on the couch when my cats are shedding.

14. 

    Regisandkelly said, 29 days ago

    catqueen=SNAP!!!!!!

15. 

    Richard said, 29 days ago

    He has accomplished number one.

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    samus06 said, 29 days ago

    Looks more like a to do list. He needs to put down for #6 Have a somewhat hot daughter.