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But soft, what frivolity and nonsense posing for truth is this? John Shakespeare was reputed to be a tanner, glover and dealer of commodities, his grandfather a farmer. Schools taught reading and writing in English, Latin and Greek, as well as religion and literature. Neither wood shop nor creative writing existed.
Actually Willy’s would have never had a guidance counselor since he left school at age 14 due to his father’s financial problems, but this is a cartoon so we’ll go with it, right crunkbot?
Ushindi…
Yes, everything is true, exactly as it happened. You can read it all in the National Inquirer. You should read the one about how Shakespeare marrys the two-headed women from Jupiter. They divorced because she needed her space. The kids are swallowing quills in the circus in an effort to show that the pen is mightier than the sword. Yes. It’s all very true. Believe it.
The Argyle Sweater presents a surreal, hilarious (and sometimes punny) look at the world you think you know. Armed with a willingness to explore every edge of the surreal, Scott Hilburn’s creation presents his sharply unique take on history, everyday life and the truly absurd.
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Margueritem
said,
3 months ago
Serendipity.
wndrwrthg
said,
3 months ago
Sat behind Francis Bacon and next to Ben Jonson
Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago
But soft, what frivolity and nonsense posing for truth is this? John Shakespeare was reputed to be a tanner, glover and dealer of commodities, his grandfather a farmer. Schools taught reading and writing in English, Latin and Greek, as well as religion and literature. Neither wood shop nor creative writing existed.
Ji2m said, 3 months ago
Thank the heavens!!
Coffee-Turtle
said,
3 months ago
Ah! The Guidance Counselor!
Edcole…that’s what makes this a comic! :-)
History would be another site(s)…
Colt9033 said, 3 months ago
Will - Destiny! Terrible - Terrible DESTINY!
Okay, you convince me i may be good in it.
Richard said, 3 months ago
He flunked English 101.
Nozzi said, 3 months ago
This is what he’s thinking, ‘to drop out or not to drop out’.
That is the question.
bald 716 said, 3 months ago
will could have sat out a year and tried to get woodshop next year, but thankfully he didn’t
DigitalFrog
said,
3 months ago
Nozzi - That appears to be his choice: MacBeth or McJob….
nighthawks
said,
3 months ago
“Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them”
Ji2m said, 3 months ago
And she had switched to contact lenses by the time Will arrived at her school… (Sheesh) Get it right or don’t get it at all…
eardroppings said, 3 months ago
Actually Willy’s would have never had a guidance counselor since he left school at age 14 due to his father’s financial problems, but this is a cartoon so we’ll go with it, right crunkbot?
hookedoncomics said, 3 months ago
Its a comics, not the truth so why be so critical about hands and what was actually going on back then. Sheesh!
iamtxmilady said, 3 months ago
Nice quote, Malvollio…er, Nighthawks.
crunkbot said, 3 months ago
This comic by any other name would still smell like booty.
OldHipster said, 3 months ago
How Willie the Shake became William Shakespeare.
Booty? Where’s the booty?
Ushindi
said,
3 months ago
eardroppings: You mean these aren’t true stories?
HARVIN GWIN said, 3 months ago
Lady Anne: Will, what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
WIlliam: I believe it’s the backstroke, m’lady.”
Cesario: It’s certain oysters are not aphrodisiacal.
Zeena: Yea. Sir Jonny ate twelve last night and only four worked.”
Fragments from Shakespeare’s only urban contemporary comedy, “Junior Highness” A Summer Love, now lost,
eardroppings said, 3 months ago
Ushindi…
Yes, everything is true, exactly as it happened. You can read it all in the National Inquirer. You should read the one about how Shakespeare marrys the two-headed women from Jupiter. They divorced because she needed her space. The kids are swallowing quills in the circus in an effort to show that the pen is mightier than the sword. Yes. It’s all very true. Believe it.
jo shaw said, 3 months ago
Aren’t you gladthere were no Vocational High Schools back then,I sure am
Parson1 said, 3 months ago
The Argyle Sweater reports, you decide!
Ushindi
said,
3 months ago
eardroppings: Yes, if I read it in the National Enquirer or on the internet, then I KNOW it must be true.
Parson1: That is just an excellent comment, one of those “Boy, I wish I had thought of that first” things. I loved it!