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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   She’d make a pretty hot gold statue.

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   rricchhterr said, 3 months ago

   repeatedly…

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   rricchhterr said, 3 months ago

   l wonder how far his foot is in the doorwell…

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   Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago

   This is his golden opportunity.

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   LibrarianInTraining said, 3 months ago

   Once there was a man who found a genie-in-a-bottle. When the genie popped out, he told the man that since the economy was in such bad shape, what with inflation and all, he could only grant the man one wish.

   The man thought a moment, and figured with the economy in such bad shape, why not get the Midas touch? SO he asked the genie to give him the MIdas touch.

   For the rest of his life, everything the man touched turned into a muffler.

   Moral of the story: Never talk to genies during a Recession.

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   cabrobst said, 3 months ago

   Excellent, LibrarianinTraining, comment funnier than cartoon!

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   crazyolnick said, 3 months ago

   one of the original gold diggers,,,,

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   DigitalFrog said, 3 months ago

   They would make beautiful music together, unfortunate for her it would be heavy metal…

9. 

   bald 716 said, 3 months ago

   decisions decisions …. what to do ????

10. 

    eardroppings said, 3 months ago

    careful there cabrobst

11. 

    nighthawks said, 3 months ago

    ‘there’s gold in them thar hills”

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    Doctor Toon said, 3 months ago

    Is the process instantaneous, or does it take an hour or two?

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    vlechtja said, 3 months ago

    I’ve always wondered how exactly the ‘goldification’ would happen. Wouldn’t it continue to the ground the person/object is standing upon?

    And if not then why does it ‘aurize’ the clothes as well?
    I mean I know it’s all artistic license but it always bothered me.

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    eardroppings said, 3 months ago

    No need to kiss her on the lips,
    She’s a virgin maiden, this bodacious miss.
    He could just nibble on her ear.
    
    Then she’d turn into Golda Meir.

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    jtpozenel said, 3 months ago

    doctortoon….

    If the process takes an hour or two he’s better be careful not to get too carried away, or he may….oh, you know.

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    MisngNOLA said, 3 months ago

    If he touches himself in his “special place”, will that turn to gold as well?

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    lobkiller said, 3 months ago

    I dunno, she’s got that reverse-doublejointed elbow thing going on…but since Bea Aurther passed away, she’ll make a good Golden Girls replacement, hehe

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    pbuckland said, 3 months ago

    lobkiller: That looks more like a left hand on her right arm.

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    eardroppings said, 3 months ago

    careful there pbuckland

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    Sandor_at_the_Zoo said, 3 months ago

    Go for the gold!