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   Margueritem said, 3 months ago

   She steals seashells down by the seashore.

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   big G 3469 said, 3 months ago

   Sally stole sombody’s seashells by the seashore & supposed to try to make a quick sale on them before being busted by the police patrolling the seaside & the shoreline.

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   Edcole1961 said, 3 months ago

   Suddenly, Sally’s sea shell sales seems sickeningly seedy.

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   eardroppings said, 3 months ago

   Claims of Connie Clancy cleverly copping conches caused quite a commotion. Conch cults came to the coast and collectively clamored, causing chaotic craziness and considerable consternation in the commonwealth.
   .
   
   Conveniently, Connie’s cohort in crime, Carl Corker, clandestinely carried off countless crates of clams, conches, crawfish, and crayfish out of the country to Canada, conning the cretinous cops.

   Concerned crowds of crustacean champions came quietly, and caught Carl Corker collecting his crustraceaous cache. The congregates collared him, called the cops, and then kicked the crappie out of Carl. Carl was committed to corrections and confined in a cage, coincidentally, closely comparable to the crate the conches were kept in.

   Connie, conversely, was cleared in the conch case. Connie convinced the court she was crazy. Calling her a “kooky conch kleptomanic”, uncapable of controlling her compulsions, Counsellor Corky Cocker, gave Connie clemency.

   Thus, concludes the capricious chronicles of Connie Clancy and Carl Corker and their un’conch’scionable conduct.

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   Mark_O_Polo said, 3 months ago

   Suspiciously sea shells Sally secured seemed stolen. Sally’s sea shell sales spontaneously seemed scandalous. Secretly, someone’s sea shells Sally stole. Singlehanded Sally stole significant sea shells, sabotaging sea shell sellers surrounding Sally’s sound.

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   Richard said, 3 months ago

   She should stick to slitting sheets.

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   FishStix said, 3 months ago

   sheesh.

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   DigitalFrog said, 3 months ago

   Nice Eardroppings!

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   FlyingFish said, 3 months ago

   claps

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    reocare said, 3 months ago

    sound suspicions, hah

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    nighthawks said, 3 months ago

    yes , a round of applause for the ear!

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    bald 716 said, 3 months ago

    this used to be such a simple tongue twister.

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    crunkbot said, 3 months ago

    Ah well, at least all-consuming alliteration isn’t as annoying as the accustomed absence of amusement.

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    eardroppings said, 3 months ago

    Crunkbot,
    The complete Conch case has come to a close.

    (note: it all started with the sea and ended with the “C”)

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    Ushindi said, 3 months ago

    Was the woodchuck involved?

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    Coffee-Turtle said, 3 months ago

    very nice eardroppings! :-D

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    Mark_O_Polo said, 3 months ago

    This episode of the argyle sweater brought to you by the letter S

18. 

    mjw22307 said, 3 months ago

    crazy…

19. 

    Ji2m said, 3 months ago

    thith if uh weal twongue twither…