The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn

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  1. The_JAM

    The_JAM said, 4 months ago

    Okay, that was lame.

  2. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    And cops dread those domestic violins cases.

  3. IncredibleWerekitty

    IncredibleWerekitty said, 4 months ago

    It only needed a saxophone to have the whole sax and violins theme.

  4. Margueritem

    MargueritemGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    IncredibleWerekitty: Good one!

  5. paul345

    paul345 said, 4 months ago

    There was this band that came out with an album called, “Gratuitous sax and senseless violins”, I think they were called Sparks…

  6. trenrut666

    trenrut666 said, 4 months ago

    Sometimes the lame ones make me smile the most….

  7. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 4 months ago

    I guess, you could say she lost her tempo.

  8. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 4 months ago

    That joke is as old as my grandma’s toes and twice as corny…

  9. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    LOL! The depiction is great! Haha!

    I loved the line “Gratuitous Sax and Senseless Violins!”

  10. Richard

    Richard said, 4 months ago

    I reckon he’ll have to be restrung.

  11. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    But he never even got to first bass….

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  13. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 4 months ago

    Oh, a bass violin has a masculine tune range. Would that make the “male” violin in the comic a bisexual, DigitalFrog?

    Some folks who know nothing about big bands or orchestras wouldn’t fully get the joke of the comic.

    What did she do? Use her bow and aim it at his strings?

  14. Doctor Toon

    Doctor ToonGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Joe Allen Doty - Don’t ask, don’t tell.

  15. nighthawks

    nighthawksGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    two , two puns for the price of one

  16. pibfan868

    pibfan868Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    done before or not, it made me laugh~

  17. calvinandquestionmark

    calvinandquestionmark said, 4 months ago

    Looks like he was wearing her string bikini or is that her G string? Oh my, he was wearing her BOW, too! Her husband was a cross dresser and a 2/4 timer. This is what the guy gets when he fiddles with some “Ho”down.

  18. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Looks like she “sliced” him across the CATGUT strings by using a sharp bow to do her dirty deed!

    (rimshots & groans)

  19. StradMan37

    StradMan37Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The nice ociffer is puttin’ the Strad-cuffs on ‘er now…

  20. Carol

    CarolGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    I know some of you think this lame, but it … well, it tickles my fancy

  21. DigitalFrog

    DigitalFrogGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Nothing to fret about

  22. N2GJGerry

    N2GJGerry said, 4 months ago

    He was probably stringing her along.

  23. Ushindi

    UshindiGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    Scott, I’m going to tell you what Rat told Pastis - “Have some pride!”.

  24. krusher2

    krusher2 said, 4 months ago

    This comic struck a chord.

  25. algurka

    algurkaGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    She’s gonna get strung (up) for that!