Reading between lines…
“I’m… we’re separeted” if I only could get a ½ penny for that line every time someone has used it… I wouldn’t be LOL at the office ;-)
says:
O, mighty psychic, I fell strongly that you are correct about this becoming a greeting card. Anybody out there remember Dale Cards? They were hilarious! I’d stand there reading them in the card aisle laughing myself silly.
O, mighty psychic, I fell strongly that you are correct about this becom...more

Why do I have a feeling I will see this strip again at a card shop?
Did I mention I am psychic? LOL