As a fellow chubby person I really shouldn’t laugh, but: ROTFLOL!
I really enjoy the Pratchettian quality of this comic.
I’m sure the King and his men would gladly come up with a weight reduction plan for our hero!
That’s a very vulnerable end left “behind”.
Typical… a “one size fits none” portal.
Gotta get a BIGGER pet door .. er .. portal.
One size fits nobody.
Wow saw that coming LOL!