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   Dogsniff said, 3 months ago

   If this river were whiskey, and I were a duck.
   I’d dive to the bottom, and drink my way up.
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   margueritem said, 3 months ago

   Never!
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   Superfrog said, 3 months ago

   Of course, inebriated amphibians are paragons of veracity and certitude.
4. 

   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Try saying that after a few Pickled Newts!
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   I suppose it’s better than a preserved thumb.
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   Pacopuddy said, 3 months ago

   @Superfrog

   That’s easy for you to say!
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   Superfrog said, 3 months ago

   @pcolli

   Anebriated imphagon are varabians of ceracity and pertitude.
   See, even a couple of glasses of Chateaux Cardboard, January vintage red, makes no difference.
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   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Ah, but did it have the necessary newtiness? I think you need some more.
   .
   As we say in the UK: “as pi**ed as a newt”.
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   jmcx4 said, 3 months ago

   Nice olive disguise, Polly.
   Here is another one i like:
   
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    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 3 months ago

    I’ll drink to that.
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    pcolli said, 3 months ago

    @jmcx4

    No, they just don’t care. If you were hungry you’d have scoffed the lot in the first day.
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    Chalkie  j    said, 3 months ago

    Reminds mi of Bat Masterson. “Have gin, will travel.”
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