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   BTG said, almost 2 years ago

   True story: A young Squirrel Monkey peed on me today, and then savagely chewed up and spat out the eraser tip off my pencil.
   I’m not entirely sure what he was trying to tell me, but I’m quite certain it wasn’t complimentary.
   BTG
2. 

   margueritem said, almost 2 years ago

   @BTG

   I feel that you’re correct on that score. Were you withholding bananas?
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   Superfrog said, almost 2 years ago

   @BTG

   It’s not personal, it’s just business.
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   pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

   @Superfrog

   Ooh, that works.
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   pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

   “(Maniacal laughter)…Bananas…always bananas…bl**dy bananas…I HATE bananas. No wonder I’m bananas!”
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   pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

   @BTG

   Animals are like that….the eraser probably tasted of bananas.
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   Coyoty said, almost 2 years ago

   @BTG

   That was a literary critic. Common mistake.
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   Togki&Goom said, almost 2 years ago

   @BTG

   Sounds like an invitation to join their crap fight at the zoo.
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   pcolli said, almost 2 years ago

   @Togki&Goom

   Hope the fan’s set on high.
10. 

    leftybosco said, almost 2 years ago

    “Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey.”
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    jmcx4 said, almost 2 years ago

    @BTG

    Had you been digging in your ear with that same pencil?
    Maybe you just have an incontinent monkey on your hands.
12. 

    LafInLarry said, almost 2 years ago

    BTG: Shoulda had one of these. . .
    
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    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, almost 2 years ago

    @BTG

    Art criric perhaps?
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    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, almost 2 years ago

    I like to spank my monkey.
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    Lisa 4romMpls said, almost 2 years ago

    My three year-old loved bananas when he was younger; now he won’t eat them – but he does the best monkey sounds!
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