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1. 

   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   His tux is ruined!
2. 

   Superfrog said, 7 months ago

   I’m guessing that dry cleaning is not an option.
3. 

   Dogsniff said, 7 months ago

   What’s black and white and red all over?
4. 

   win said, 7 months ago

   Hope that’s not a rented tux.
5. 

   Superfrog said, 7 months ago

   @Dogsniff

   The Penguin Press Society Page review of this shocking gaffe.
6. 

   Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Good one!
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   Pacopuddy said, 7 months ago

   Course, he could just pour his glass of white over it . . .
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   pcolli said, 7 months ago

   He’s one of those penguins who doesn’t take notice of what people tell him.
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 7 months ago

   That’s why I skip wine altogether.
10. 

    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 7 months ago

    And from this day forth Irving would forever stand out in a crowd.
11. 

    Daffydowndilly said, 7 months ago

    @Superfrog

    : }
12. 

    Ice Hole said, 7 months ago

    A glass of ice water may remove that without any problems..
    
    
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    Superfrog said, 7 months ago

    I was at a work dinner at a large hotel years ago and a colleague spilled red wine all over me by accident. Before I had a chance to be embarrassed or even outraged, a lovely young waitress came to my rescue and sponged down my stained clothing where I sat, with a cloth and soda water. She was charming and we had a delightful conversation and the experience was the most pleasant part of the evening.
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    cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 7 months ago

    @Ice Hole

    Or a quick dip off the ice flow in search of some krill appetizers.
15. 

    BTG said, 7 months ago

    @Superfrog

    Hmmm, I always thought a sponge-bath would be rather thrilling, until I actually needed to have one.
    Sad but true.
    : )
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