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1. 

   Superfrog said, 8 months ago

   I believe these hands were severed for identification purposes during the great Bolivian ink shortage of 1967.
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   Smythe Symble said, 8 months ago

   Might I suggest for a double Bill:
   Lupo
3. 

   pcolli said, 8 months ago

   @Smythe Symble

   Bizzarre!
4. 

   jmcx4 said, 8 months ago

   Cut it out, guys.
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   cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 8 months ago

   Hey! The left hand is giving us the finger. At least it isn’t John Bobbitt.
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   LafInLarry said, 8 months ago

   Is this part of the Handy Guide to Shadow Puppets?
7. 

   BTG said, 8 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Ha hah – Very good, Superpun.
   Maybe a little too good, in fact.
   : )
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   BTG said, 8 months ago

   @Smythe Symble

   And here I was thinking how polite and conservative Canadians were. After watching Lupo I have a new found respect for our Moose riding cousins in the North!
   : )
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   BTG said, 8 months ago

   @jmcx4

   : )
10. 

    BTG said, 8 months ago

    @cleokaya (THE FLASH)

    Errrgh!
    : )
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    BTG said, 8 months ago

    @LafInLarry

    Yes it is.
    : )
12. 

    BTG said, 8 months ago

    BY the way, for those Lost Bears who are open to watching a mediocre literary figure carp on while reclining at a perverse angle, boy, have I got something for you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSW28bzA0xY
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    Tame said, 8 months ago

    -Went to youtube…
    -Caroline was engaging…
    -What brand of watch are you wearing..?
    -You have an accent…
    -Wait, that depends on what country you are being interviewed in…
    -Then, perhaps I would have an accent…
    -I recall cursing someone who commented negatively on your site with “May you live in interesting times…”
    -“May you live in interesting times” was first stated by an American…the Chinese hacked it…
    -Were you using a teleprompter…?
    -Did Joe Biden coach you before the interview…?
    -We have near identical beards…Mine is a little more grey…
    -OK, it’s a lot more grey…
    -Did you earn union scale for the interview…?
    -Will there be a sequel…? Perhaps co-starring Lindsay Lohan…?
    -You look very relaxed during the interview…Tequila…?
    -A button at the bottom of your shirt is undone…
    -Ha…! Did I make you look…?
    -I think you should wear a beret and smoke a pipe during your next interview…
    -I’m done…
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    BTG said, 8 months ago

    @Tame

    The Lost Bear Answers:
    1. Good, you need to get out more.
    2. Quite so. And especially so in contrast to her guest.
    3. I sound like every other Tasmanian I know.
    4. Australia. Though the perception would also change if you suffered from Tinnitus.
    5. No, but your tone is still annoying to many.
    6. Then your memory is not as moth-eaten as most people suspect. Unless of course you are making this up.
    7. As far as I could tell, the first known record of this curse appears in British diplomatic correspondence from China in the 1930s. However they don’t claim to know if the curse is truly Chinese in origin.
    8. No. My directionless ramblings cannot be scripted. I kept looking down at a coffee table upon which sat a pile of my books, and I kept wondering why there was no alcohol on the set.
    9. Sort of … I always channel Joe’s oratory spirit while being interviewed.
    10. Then you are more handsome than I suspected.
    11. Moral failures will age a man like nothing else can.
    12. Yes, assuming the union scale was zero.
    13. Our “people” are talking. And I have been inoculated just in case.
    14. Jet lag and cough syrup, actually. I had a nasty chest infection and a head cold, and had not slept for 36 hours. Plus my lounge chair was unnaturally soft, so I felt i was lying back for dental work. Also, I have extremely high self esteem and I am generally ambivalent about interviews, so it’s hard for me to get worked up over how I appear on camera.
    15. Just be thankful I’m wearing pants.
    16. No. But I suggest you re-examine yourself critically in light of this joke.
    17. Agreed.
    18. We are in full agreement on this point.
    BTG
15. 

    BTG said, 8 months ago

    @

    Thanks, Flash,
    Oooh, that’s a clever tip, you savvy web search nudist!
    : )
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